The journey continues, and a quick cutscene later, little green link is standing next to Tetra at the bow, surveying the totally impenetrable Pirate Fortress that your sister has been taken to. PedoFortress we'll call it in appreciation of our avian absconder.
SO.....You and Tetra are scoping out the scene, when she leans over and casually drops this little nightmare on you:
"Have you ever seen seagulls flocking like that? That's the place they must be holding your sister."
ohhhhh..... okay, cool, so I'll just swing in there a- wait, Tetra, why would you say that?
Well, Tetra's actually spot on on this one. As any local of any island will let you know, Seagulls are fucking scavengers, and will eat anything in pretty much any state of decay. When you're out on a boat on the ocean and you see a flock of seagulls paying particular attention to something, it's almost always because they're trying to eat it. And you know whats a great source of readily available, somewhat dying food? Dungeons. Yep. Gettah move on link, otherwise those seagulls are going to be cleaning up the mess PedoBird's going to make of your adorable little sister.
Im led to think that Link (By the way, My heros name is 'Biff') has what is the skeletal mass of a normal height person, condensed into a super strong alloy, because Tetra fires you into PedoFortress in a barrel from a catapult and you hit a stone wall face first and fall into the water below, losing your sword, and a few million brain cells in the process. You know what this means, STEALTH MISSION!!! :O
Anyways, as it turns out, stealth missions are no fun, and after FINALLY getting all the way to your still breathing sister, you get scooped up by BigBird and flown out of there, catching a whisking glance at a forebodingly dark figure as you do so.
and then stuff happens, soooo much stuff. shit I'm gonna need two posts. oiiiiighhhhhhh..
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